I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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