you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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