You're so nebulous sometimes
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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