You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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