My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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