It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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