I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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