Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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