definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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