Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize