yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
false alarm, still single
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