walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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