Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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