It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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