why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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