Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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