I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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