Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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