the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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