I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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