i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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