dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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