dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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