She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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