she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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