Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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