i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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