He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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