I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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