ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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