it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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