Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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