she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There r osticjed everywhere
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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