I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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