Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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