So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
im holly from the hills drunk
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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