and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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