BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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