On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it because I queefed?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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