i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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