Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize