I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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