We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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