We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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