I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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