i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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