I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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