You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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