No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Randomize