so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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